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Limerence
01:45
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the stars are fated
my heart has waited
behind the bars of Satan
darkness fading
LOVE and LUST are guards
and I’m incarcerated
in Mephisto’s prison; it
strips sinners of their innocence
I’m seeking deliverance
please save me from this limerence
a flaming chamber of shame
man it starts in the heart
works its way to the brain
i can’t be saved
i’m damned yet
my heart keeps on bleeding too damaged i’m banished from the garden of eden
i’m a weed in the devil’s conservatory
i’m a supernova crashing into purgatory
love is a myth
a dove’s brittle wish
pheromone bones
to be dug in a ditch
(such an abyss)
it’s a bug by a witch
cupid’s coven: a kiss
that’s infected by hexes
i’m lockin’ lips with the apocalypse
tossing coins in the loins of an unwell well
cause my wishes so sick they got a coughing spell
love’s a wicked/twisted malediction; my heart’s off to hell
love’s a shovel buries you alive with no coffin bell to ring
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2. |
DE(cei)VIN'
04:20
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3. |
Plunger
04:36
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all my singles fire cause i’m burnin’ thru these washingtons
go get dolley madison and i’ll whip out my monument
that’s what they be callin’ it i’m on your bitch like a chokechain
i be in that crack and i ain’t talkin’ about cocaine
okay this my domain i rule shit like a yardstick
i’m bardic my bars sick they cold yeah they arctic
if you talk shit walk bitch imma harvest your carcass
puttin’ verses into bodybags got hearses filled with moneybags
owning opponents leave them moaning and groaning
they laggin’ behind i keep going and going
i be on my energizer bunny shit
you know i stay runnin’ shit cash fat need a money clip
keep talkin’ shit imma keep talkin’ money
i’m winnie you’re pooh but i stay collectin’ honies (ben franklin loves me)
money talks + my bank knows 20 languages
you talkin’ shit here have my hand-me-down handkerchief
you’re hella irrelevant + ya smell like a rhesus
i do shit with no hands man telekinesis
ya mouth so full of shit like you eat elephant feces
talk shit my words will turn your skin to skeleton pieces
they talkin’ #2 cause dey know dat i’m #1
i need to unclog your mouth won’t stop till my plunger’s done
talk shit, talk shit
your mouth is toxic
i stay rich chocolate
think i was a salesman all these bars in my pocket
your mouth shittin’ cause i’m winning
i’m pissing on critics
who dissin’ my business
if dey mouth doin’ business
imma give em the business
(give em the business)
i be owning opponents leave them moaning and groaning
they laggin’ behind i keep going and going
i be on my energizer bunny shit
you know i stay runnin’ shit cash fat need a money clip
money clip, money clip
take a taste of my plunger tip
yeah my name is dev
and your boo-thang’s my honey dip
trash talk imma let my cash talk
i’m always several steps ahead of the game i got a fast watch
take your mask off you lookin’ like sasquatch
i’m runway status catch me purring down the catwalk
imma eat a vermin if a rat talk
you finna back talk
leave you slack jawed
back off
meet me on the blacktop bitch
so cutting-edge i cut a hack off with a hacksaw
trash talk imma let my cash talk
i’m always ahead of the game i got a fast watch
steel your hall of fame man rap game: terry bradshaw
im pavlov goin’ ham on you bad dogs
blast off safe in my rocketship
fuck with me i’ll be causin’ an apocalypse
lockin’ lips
fuck the earth man i’m on top of it
keep on talkin’ shit imma put a sock in it
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4. |
Mount Olympus
04:51
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if life were an arcade then i’d be settin' every high score
just ask homer i’m a legend; check my veins i’m bleedin’ ichor
man y’all some medusa-lookin’ bitches you’s an eyesore
what you wanna try for ? this the cause you gunna die for
countin’ my riches at the top of mt olympus
fucking godly bitches at the top of mt olympus
countin’ and countin’ atop my money mountain
my money stacks so high i call that shit mt olympus
my crew full of deities yeah just call us the pantheon
i’m classic like the parthenon gettin’ dome like the pantheon
valet park my chariot turnt from all that honey wine
i own the stars and the zodiac; you ask what’s my sign ? money sign
all my fans get to fanning; feed me grapes in my hammock
shootin’ my thunderbolt like polyphemus it’s gigantic
bitch learn your mythology; if y’all my sons i’m hercules
ass on my black marble throne with the purple fleece
i make it rain give me brain and let’s do it how the geeks do
worshipped by the greeks so let’s do it how the greeks do
i’m a bedroom acrobat let’s do it like the freaks do
get lit off that mead and my lit game on fleek too
countin’ my riches at the top of mt olympus
fucking godly bitches at the top of mt olympus
countin’ and countin’ atop my money mountain
my money stacks so high i call that shit mt olympus
bitches can’t test me; they can’t even pass a litmus
man they basic while i’m spittin’ all this acid like citrus
i’m in love with the glamour aphrodite as my witness
and my dick game strong as a titan like it’s working on its fitness
money flippin’ like a gymnast; bitch i’m winning: rap olympics
your tryna compete with me? bitch i’ll put you outta business
i’m chillin’ like zeus at the top of mt olympus
uh orgy in the council hall
shake em sacred asses bounce em all
bounce, bounce, bounce like a bouncy ball
round ass clapping like a round of applause
it’s paradise on this mountaintop
paradise on this mountaintop
everlasting youth if you thirsty take a drink from my golden fountain awh
sippin’ ambrosia out my rose gold holy grail
you tryna bring me down but you know i will prevail
i’ll break your achille’s heel and steal your ancient shields
cause i’m a hero fuck your widow in the asphodel fields
countin’ my riches at the top of mt olympus
fucking godly bitches at the top of mt olympus
countin’ and countin’ atop my money mountain
my money stacks so high i call that shit mt olympus
playin’ god in this bitch imma slay em all
i’m a boss in this bitch imma fire em all
push em off my pedestal and imma watch em fall
y'all just ants on the ground imma step on y’all
playin’ god in this bitch imma slay em all
i’m on top of this bitch i’m above em all
pushin’ mortals off the edge; imma watch em fall
they just ants on the ground imma crush em all
i'm a beast in this bitch & i’m takin’ over
i’m a king in the bitch & i’m takin’ over
i’m a god in this bitch now i’m takin’ over
i don’t mean no blasphemy address me as your majesty
countin’ my riches at the top of mt olympus
fucking godly bitches at the top of mt olympus
countin’ and countin’ atop my money mountain
my money stacks so high i call that shit mt olympus
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5. |
If the Crown Fits
03:48
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Finder’s keepers I ain’t claimin’ you lost bitches
Hit you with my shovel and then bury you ostriches
High tide bout to wash away your sandcastle
Killed your king. Checkmate bitches I’m the grandmaster
Rap game Macbeth I’m takin’ over the throne
And rewriting it with an ending of my own
Top of the food chain; I’m a boss a monster
Killed the pussy like Scar to Mufasa
You’re Edward the fifth; bitch I’m Richard the third.
I’m sweet as Willy Wonka. You’re a runt; you’re a nerd.
Kill you, resurrect ya, kill you
Just to watch you die again
Get on your knees like you suckin’ a dick
And worship my diadem
Bow down in my presence
Cause my presence is a blessing
I’m a king among peasants
An eagle among pheasants
I’ll usurp thy throne and have you guillotined
While your widow queen gives me head: guillotine
If the crown fits, wear it
And my head’s the right size
Big ego trippin’ all you bitches; my pride
Is a prize. No surprise that my name spells D Mize.
I’m the death of y’all serfs. GTFO my turf.
You think you’re gods ? I’m an atheist.
I’m a hunter, but I don’t pray for shit.
I’m the predator: your life’s editor.
You’re the debtor, and I’m the creditor.
Collecting college credits I get it, get it – embed it.
I made Dean’s list; don’t forget it. The game ? I dead it; call the medic.
Got motherfuckin’ king on my résumé.
I’m so hair-raising; get some TREsemme.
my flow nuts granola; my shit pop like cola
I be on that illest shit rap game ebola
I ain’t got a soul a
heart a spirit or a brain
but i got the key to your treasure chest
cuz my dick game off the chain
yeah that pun was lame but you know i get that booty though
I feel like i’m 2 chainz cause i’m always with big booty hoes
work em it’s my duty though i’m too boss to need management
only three jobs you better give me are blow, hand, and rim
If the crown fits, wear it
And my head’s the right size
Big ego trippin’ all you bitches; my pride
Is a prize. No surprise that my name spells D Mize.
I’m the death of y’all serfs. Get off my turf.
Call me M cuz I’m grand roman numeral
M for Majesty look at me I’m beautiful
Put the final nail in the coffin no cuticle
I killed the game go cry at the funeral
Bitch, I’m nobility.
Upward mobility.
You bitches fall down the stairs.
Cause my ego’s a tripper
I’ll smash your glass slipper
You my sons – not my heirs.
It’s my time. Regicide.
I can’t die cause I’m dead inside
Ya buggin’ me – pesticide.
Step aside.
You’re kissing coronets
Making debts with baronets
Tryna get to me
But you’ll never be royalty
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6. |
O(ff Dat P)INK
03:37
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the cheeks on my freaks
spin round n round
all through the night
dat ass is so round
so pass it around
it’s worth another round of drinks
so bottoms up
then bottoms up
ass shots off that pink
Bend ova I’m an ass-man
You can’t gas me up; I’m the gas man
I got class, and I’m passin’ with honors
So let me be the judge of that ass; it’s been an honor
Verdict: that ass is massive call it assive
I wanna get aggressive with it: passive
But let’s get active; you got me in the mood
The imperative coz it’s imperative we do it nude
Bend ova I’m an ass-man
Glad to b(e)in that waist: no trash can
I got class, and I’m passin’ with honors
Lemme judge that ass; call me your honor
Verdict: that ass is massive call it assive
I wanna get aggressive with it: passive
But let’s get active; you got me in the mood
This time indicative it’s a fact I wanna stick it in
shake that ass epilepsy
make that ass pop like pepsi
shake that shake that can so when i open it the bubbles fizz
we can film a couple vids lemme take you where the jungle is
in the anaconda clip
and i wanna slip
my vine in your trunk
and climb in your bunk
sex game butcher cause i’m
grindin’ your rump
i slide in your butt
while you ridin’ my junk
and i dunk
my pipe in this hunk
mind so dirty but your ass so clean
make dem hips spin like a washing machine
ass on bounce like dryer sheets
i spit fire and make fire beats
Beat that ass up; that’s ass-ault
Eat that ass up; just add salt
Shake, shake, shake that ass like salt.
Shake, shake, shake it. Chocolate malt.
I got a booty and a beat
I got a booty and a beat
I got a booty and a beat
Both be bouncin’ on repeat
ayo
open up corkscrew
we both pigs i’ll pork you
meat too thick for spoonin’
so how about i fork you
we a couple pigs in a blanket
yeah call that breakfast in bed
and i’ll whip out my sausage
sizzlin’ hot give me some head
okay we dirty we nasty
got your booty on lock no latchkey
there’s a party in my pants
and you’re invited
have you met my great gatsby
okay let’s play
come inside my pigpen
lookin’ for a clocksucker
to tour my big ben
lemme eat off that pink P-I-N-K
yeah that’s the colour of pigs O-I-N-K
cause we dirty nasty filthy trashy
swine squealin’ for a meal
oink ! oink ! let’s boink
i’m hungry for that swill
get that ass on my face
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Verse 1 Shanko:
Watch a young god ride in with his crew
And I'm toting all the baggage like a kid who never blew
Fuck your intellectualism I just want to fuck her nude
I'm not from this shitty planet it's just static in the tube
Dirty cocina I light it surely you've seen us
We ride as vernon from venus
These nerds should die when I feed em
I've been a lie since the fetus
I don't think they can defeat us
I stomp them out with adidas
And from the mouth they are bleedin' you see
Insults can't fuck with this flow
My whole planet stream like a menstrual
And all my kinfolk rip your skin soaked
with nothing more than a utensil
Now you see the truth inside these alien eyes
Watch this planet burn to pieces from the radiant skies
"Hook" (me): I am an alien we are aliens he me she etc aliens lmao idk
V2. Me
I’m so out of this world I even got my own orbit
I’m runnin' shit I’m corporate I win you might as well forfeit
Gimme a couple years I’ll be #1 on Forbe’s List
Go see a dermatologist you on your pore shit
Pour shit in this cup I’m thirsty bitch bottoms up
Take over your globe, and I’ll probe you game over
Analyze and analize come take a ride in my UFO
Unidentified Fucking Object: baby ooh leggo
I am an Intergalactic King; I am an alien
No don’t try to classify me I am not mammalian
Everything I craft I fall in love with like Pygmalion
Y’all know I bring the thunder: go down under like an Australian
Uranus rotates round the sun, and I’m a big star
Your booty way outta this world, so rock it: guitar
Coperni-kiss me on my solar system lips
Don’t need a telescope to view them planetary hips
I 4sum with 4star porn stars in foreign cars
That’s a Big Bang; I’m a born star
With a big wang doin’ big thangs
I’m 5-stars like constellation
You full of shit like constipation
I’m the shit, but I won’t quit
Till I’m rockin’ every goddamn nation
On Earth
"Hook" me saying adlibbing "alien" or some shit idek rofl
V2: Me
Take off Orion’s belt and slap yo ass with it
Past the speed of light man I’m going fast in it
I’m da bossest bitch with a cosmic dick
Rockin’ this rocketship cock so big
Prepare yourself for an alien apocalypse
My rhymes arcane; you need an alienologist
You fossil bitches dusty I’m a paleontologist
Invadin’ like Columbus I’m an alien colonist
Sailin’ in scholarships to alien colleges
I get smarter; you get stupider
I’m the Emperor of Jupiter
I’m taking over the universe
I own the stars, the moon, and earth lunar curse
Fake bitches get shellshocked fuck a mock turtle
But I’m down if Uranus round like crop circles
I’m from space and that big bass is boomin’
I’m a Jupiterian; I am not a human
I cum in peace for a piece of dat ass-teroid
If dat ass destroyed; it would leave a massive void
I fuck martians in starships
I park in their black holes
Cuz their gravity so strong they suck me in and swallow
I’m a sextra-terrestrial got comets for testicles
My antenna hardens when I’m playin’ with their tentacles
"Hook" yeah same old lmao this time i mention fucking an alien idk
Abduct you and fuck you first class in my airship
l’m in for a landing man I hope you shaved your airstrip
Bitches be my sons but dey ain’t get my heirship
Snatchin’ all your weaves man I hope your brought your hairclip
Call me Mickey D’s cause this D you be lovin’ it
Supersize cause everythang from Jupiter’s humong-u-ous
Hovercraft I’m hoverin’ cause I’m just so above this shit
Married to the music then I killed it Courtney Love this shit
2015 no scratch that 3015 futuristic aliens invadin'
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i need lessons in love––come be my teacher
in each of my daydreams, you make a guest feature
each of your features is my favorite feature
no, i’m not stalking; i’m just doing research
on my computer––come be my tutor
it’s not my birthday, but i’ll be your suitor
cut from a different cloth but the same cotton mill
my poor rags: inelegant––my pumpkin heart: rotten still
coach me or reproach me
as long as you approach me
my heart or my bed, both are vacant
my heart or my bed, both are vacant
but you’re haunting my head i can’t take it
if i had the body i bet that you would love me
if i were a textbook i bet you then would touch me
if i were a worm i bet you’d attach me
if i were a fish i’d let you come catch me
& cook me & eat me
& then i’d be inside of you, baby
be inside you, baby
if my heart was an album every song would feature you
sadly this song does not feature you
you are the guest star in my heart
reprisin’ the same cliché part
every show & every night
stealing my breath & the spotlight
i see you in my dreams
so it seems you live in my head
i wish i could kick your ass out or evict you
or maybe live with you instead
can i come visit you
inside of your dreams too?
can i come visit you?
inside of, side of your dreams too
if my heart was an album every song would feature you
sadly this song does not feature you
if i were a lizard, i bet then you’d hold me
you must be a blizzard because you give me cold feet
when they start to thaw out, you just step all over them
i know it’s by accident, but still i fall over &
not into your arms not into your life baby
yeah, i act crazy, but you can’t really blame me
for stalking you when you stalked my dreams first
bottle up my tears i need to quench this thirst
i’m flipping through your cameos my mind’s inner camera shows
we a pair of romeos; our story ends so lachrymose
every reverie my brain contains
has you, me, & destiny waddling through the rain
tongue vs tongue under a leaky umbrella:
glass slipper shatters––i’m no cinderella.
when the clock strikes midnight my daydream will end
without you i’ll never feel perfect again
how much would it cost for you to collaborate with my heart?
collaborate with my heart?
participate in my art?
how much would it cost for you to collaborate with my heart?
i’m obliterating the stars just to unclog you from my arteries
baby, baby
your lullaby haunts me
i see your visage, and your
dimples seem to taunt me
baby, baby
memories of you haunt me
maybe in another life or body you would want me
going through this phase all over
wake me up when it’s all over
let me lick your skin all over
i just want to get all over [you]
all over all of your body
all of your, all of your body
i love your, i love your body
i just want to get all over you
my imagination’s fascinated by your presence
my infatuation’s graduated to obsession
mental fabrications lacerated by confected
affection & i hate that passion stated its confession:
this romantic infection is nothing but a possession
of the soul that i lack. curse my heartache with your blessing
undressing these wounds left me viewed in the nude
my cardio-fortress unguarded for you to invade & intrude
at your will
& you will
& ya & ya & ya will
doctor, doctor
what can you prescribe me
i’m thinkin’ i need an escape
but it’s dark & i’m starvin’
every thought my mind brings,
every pawn my soul kings,
every song my heart sings–
you are the guest artist
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