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I'm an Eng. major I do everything major
You minor like a teenager; I got power like Green Ranger
I’m hot as inferno; ask Dante
Menage a trois avec les soeurs Bronte
Ouais je peux parler un peu de Francais
Chais que tu me trouve beau. Veux-tu danser ?
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Emperor of Gimmicks
04:15
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Wedding Bandz
04:09
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pants droppin’ i get it poppin’ get that booty poppin’
make it rain grab my umbrella cause i’m fly like mary poppins
i be nannying you sons y’all a buncha babies so #SIT
majoring in english so you know i keep it lit
you already know; my pockets gettin’ fatter
i’m all about my dough like i’m gettin’ in the batter
swing batter, batter swing; swing, swing your hips
14-keratin ring around my fingertips
Swing them hips: Rat Pack. Stackin’ dough: flapjacks
You pussies sleepin’ on me that’s a catnap
Catburglar – I’mma break in and ransack
Steal your life put it in my Versace knapsack
attracting the traffic i think i need a crossing guard
i need bigger graphing paper cause my songs are off the charts
i brought the bars; you’re caught off-guard; vip where’s my bodyguard
writin’ all these bangers so my mixtape is a sausage party
marrying the money
(guess i'm/get some)
wedding bands
gold bands, rubber bands, platinum
my pockets gettin’ a lil hungry imma fatten em
collectin’ coins i’m a numismatic addict
yeah i’m teaching reading but i’m all ‘bout my mathematics
decimal placin’ got tens and hunnids too
pick a flower from the asphodel fields we be runnin’ through
sweet trips to outer space call that our honeymoon
then in a private yacht with my new money groom
tie the knot i’m stackin’ knots sailin’ nautical miles
when we walk down the aisle it’s a tropical isle
married to the cheese that’s macaroni matrimony
the money don’t stop comin’ like i’m gettin’ alimony
i’m on a roll like a symphony of timpanis
i’m a bad motherfucker you my children: antigone
yo is you lookin’ for a star ? i’m the epitome
married to the music, art, and money; that’s polygamy
makin’ wedding plans so hot i’m sweatin’ man
gettin’ wedding bands 27 grand
wrapped around my finger; on my winnin’ hands
hire a wedding singer yeah i'm gettin’ bands
& they all rock & they all rock
i’m gettin’ caked up; cut the cake & cut the small talk
cause money talks & your wallet keeps on stuttering
benny franklin gettin’ on his knees; das another ring
[accordion solo]
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Hook, Line, Sinker
03:33
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Catch Me If You Can
04:21
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makin’ that billy cause i’m the GOAT
greater than ya haters that’s why you hoes hate me
gingerbread boy but the fox never ate me
nah i ate that bitch first drove his hearse down to hades
i’m lil devil where’s my persephone
my true love to sail with me across the seven seas
what’s the point of rulin’ with nobody to reign next to me
kicking so much ass one to fuck is a necessity
killed the game rest in piece
i’d kill you too but you’re dead to me
i’m oswald you’re kennedy
so ill where’s the remedy
eliminate my enemies that think that they be ending me
i ask questions bitch don’t question me
you best believe it’s my destiny, so why you second guessin’ me ?
you’re less than me and my legacy. i’m passed y’all, so quit testing me
don’t mess with me; i wrote the recipe for disaster; that’s my specialty
you got the game on lock ? psh open sesame
i’m the gingerbread man you can’t catch me
catch me if you can catch me if you can
run as fast as you can you can’t catch me
catch me if you can catch me if you can
catch me if you can
i’m the gingerbread man can’t catch me
runnin’ the game you can find me at the track meet
runnin’ so fast & ballin’ athlete
all about them digits like a muhfuckin’ mathlete
countin’ my money
rap game ted bundy
see how i be killin’ it
i stay on that illest shit
buyin’ all the tylenol’
i’m the illest bitch
i’m the realest bitch
fuck you feelings bitch
i’m an emcee like escher and a fruit so i’m fresher
puttin’ bitches in a hyperbaric chamber got em under pressure
i’m rare — shinin’ like a holographic trading card
you hatin’ hard i’m like a meteor shower - a reignin’ [rainin] star
look at all my sponsors i’m cool yeah i got fans
i go to hella concerts cause all i see is bands
run, run, run as fast as you can
you’ll never catch up cause i’m the gingerbread man
i’m the gingerbread man can’t catch me
got the game on lock & i swallowed the latchkey
this gingerbread boy caked up bossin’
and if you bout dat dough imma letcha lick my frostin’ [off]
i’m runnin’ the game
i’m stunnin’
i’m cunnin’
my brain is stuntin’
i’m fuckin’ insane
don’t come in my lane
i’m gunnin’
i’m huntin’ for fame
i’ll push ya in front of the flames
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Get Dirty
03:33
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i got a big booty hoe; i feel like 2 chainz
no strings attached, baby – no, not even shoestrings
i’m too hot. need a flu shot. i’m iller than flu strains:
avian, swine – i’m ham; i’m fly, flyer than 2 planes
you’re too plain i’m on track like choochoo trains
chewing rap bitches from the top of the food chain
it’s the new reign i’m your new king bow down bend down
lemme see dat ass just a sneakpeek
i can be dirty you a neatfreak
life ain’t fair where’s the cheat sheet
send me twitpics of dick pics tweet tweet
i’m rappin’ with no rap sheet
drugfree making trap beats
run the game like athletes
you got no rhythm; two bad feet
party all night till last call
i’m the future i’m past y’all
i’m next summer you last fall
comin’ at you hard like a fastball
I be where da bad bitches be
I be badder dan dem bitches be
I get dirty that’s what da business be
I be where dem bitches wish dey be
God-DAYUM I’m the smartest bitch
Goddamn ! I’m the hardest bitch
I put the ham in harm and the harm in pharmacist
Take two doses of arsenic
And call: me in the morning or the coroner
For your own mourning; you’re a hellbound foreigner
I’m still Lil Devil. Bitch go build temples
Acid reign on y’all my flow be real mental
I spit fire: Inferno
So hot I go in: burn slow
Ca-Ching Imma win: earn dough
Got new souls lined up wait your turn hoe
Bad Bitch Syndrome
I’m winsome; I win some
I come in get income
Welcome to my Kingdom
Awh shit
I’m on some awesome boss shit
Mouth so dirty wash it
Who gassed ya up ? Auschwitz !
Nauseous noxious and toxic
Call me Nostradamus
Cause all ll I do is profit
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Thump Dat Bass
05:05
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Grand Canyon
03:25
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[hook]
imma ride that ass: grand canyon
imma, imma, imma ride that ass grand canyon
i don’t fuck with no mules i’m no fool i’m a stallion
lemme see that big ass hole grand canyon
imma ride that ass like i’m at the grand canyon
booty so big imma need another mansion
i’m so grand, 100 grand
call me warped tour; i got bandz
your bitch suck and blow like a hoover cause you know i make em go dam(n)
dat ass is a des(s)ert cause it’s hot and i’m thirstayyy
man i wanna hump it like the day before thursday
put a bow on that ass eat that cake like my birthday
wordplay in first place but i ain’t got no competition in the first place
[hook]
i’m a world wonder like the grand canyon
put my meat between your buns ham sandwich
cause when my dick ain’t in an ass i’m a fish outta water like canned salmon
yeah i write hooks to reel you in like a fisherman
like a crack addict imma climb inside that fissure man
bout that west coast born in cali: apple valley
drop that ass low; get low like death valley
pockets on kirstie alley; i’m grand like a finale
strike a pinhead down cause i ball: bowling alley
i’m fly as a phoenix flyer than a g6
yeah i’m makin’ capital like phoenix
that means cheese bitch i ain’t talkin’ deep-dish
i’m new and improved 2.0 like a remix
[hook]
i rock grand canyon
i rock hard don’t take me for granite
(grand) grand canyon i’m the damn man yeah
i’m smooth like that song by santana
smooth motherfucker call me mr. legato
i’m grand as a piano; grand like theft auto
put my pole in the hole is the goal
that’s my muhfuckin’ motto
engorge that gorge ravenous wolf on a forage
put my tongue in ya trunk for storage
yeah i’m with a couple bears no porridge
they’d rather take a bite of my orange
i'm iced like arizona tea got dat cold touch
while you bitches diggin’ copper i’m a gold rush
wait hold up i ain’t got a soul but
i got a footlong shovel like i’m bout to fill that hole up
imma ride that ass grand canyon
imma ride that ass, ride that ass
imma, imma, imma ride that ass grand canyon
imma ride that ass, ride that ass, ass, ass
A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ ETC.
[also i know the ocarina part sounds annoying but i just got it so i wanted to use it lol sorry]
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mi povas repi en esperanto
tio estas la plej bona fikanto
mi estas la plej bona fikanto
la plej bona fikanto
mi havas malĉastulojn en mia lito
ĉu vi estos mia kara fikito
mia ŝvito gutas en mia hotelo suito
mi spirhaltigas: kiel bronkito
mia stilo amorvekas
kaj vi baldau malsekas
ho mi pavumas
ni ĉiam amorvekas
ligu tiun kacujon al mia vizaĝo
neĝas; estas ĉurolavango
balai ĝin kun via lango
skuu la pugon: pogo
mi frenezas: kukolhorlogo
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Rosetta Stone
04:15
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if you ain’t talkin’ money then you ain’t speakin’ my language
y’all better get rosetta stone
you better know better, hoe
better go get a rosetta stone
i’m a goal getta though best in show; i got a cheddar flow
bread and dough all my lettuce grown; burger metaphors
makin’ mint oregano; money straight, no hetero
i’m goin’ in - up in your ears - q-tip
my hair red invest in me: bluechip
bands on deck like a concert on a cruise ship
i’m the captain no sinkin’ no loose lips
keep them shut if you ain’t speakin’ my lingo
stack them pringles get them chips like bingo
fill me up with singles i’m a starr like ringo
you think you fly nah you a plastic flamingo
in my cash garden i bought you for a bargain
come again i just don’t understand your poor jargon
call my accountant
i get coins like a fountain
on my abacus countin’
cash stack high as a mountain
got a mountain of presidents i call that shit mt rushmore
i talk cash you talk shit i’m royal you should flush more
if you ain’t talkin’ money then you ain’t speakin’ my language
y’all better get rosetta stone
if you ain’t talkin’ money then you you ain’t speakin’ my lang
you’ll never be in my lane
Head Bitch In Charge: i rule the bad bitch city-state
i go ham n’ get money i’m a piggy bank
bring that bacon i’m fresh bakin’ pancaking thick stacks
i’m making a mint i should work for tic-tacs
got dem prezzies in my wallet call it arlington cemetery
i don’t understand a word you just said lemme check my bum-to-money dictionary
baby got back all they backs green
yeah i stay flossing n’ my plaques clean
i’m the illest muthafucka get yo vaccine
shut this bitch down we goin’ black screen
i’m fluent in the moolah; bitch your native tongue is talkin’ shit
i’m married to the money; rap game martha washington
if you ain’t talkin’ money
then you’re not speakin’ my language
y’all better get rosetta stone
if you ain’t talkin’ money
you ain’t speakin’ my lang
you ain’t speakin’ my lang
you’ll never be in my lane
i’m on top money stackin’ tall skyscraper
gradin’ all these essays so you know i’m gettin’ paper
fresh on the game caked up i’m a baker
if you’re not talkin’ money imma need a translator
you talkin’ foreign i’m drivin’ foreign go get my interpreter
see how i assassinate these beats i’m a murderer
killin’ it y'all cadavers palaver and babble
you’ll never reach the top; i’ll smash your tower of babel
i’m a wordsmith; i’ll own a broke bitch at scrabble
my words flock the herds then i slaughter the cattle
baise-moi dans une baignoire d'argent liquide
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#heartheart
05:40
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I dream of you and me on naked beaches.
Helios grinning as we dare eat peaches.
The kings of sandcastles. We are royal.
Then the tides crash; my dream pops; my scars spoil:
I love like a gargoyle
My stone heart’s in garboil
The sky melts; the stars boil
My hips cheat; my heart’s loyal
You were a dream come true. But then I woke up.
Our bodies dance to the choreography of the stars
Phantom mermaids serenade like sitars
Let’s make love to swan lullabies
Your siren voice, your gorgon eyes
Your name’s a stain spraypainted on my soul like it’s vandalized
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